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Yep, you guessed it, its a stag film. |
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What do beer nuts and deer nuts have in common? They are both under a buck. An Impossabull is what you get when you make a three-way cross between an impala, a possum and a bull. It's a 2000 lb. antelope that hangs from trees and drops down on unsuspecting matadors. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs, chewing on a razor blade? Still no bloody idea What do you call a deer with no feet, legs, torso, neck, or head? A hat rack What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls? Still no fucking eye deer... What do you call that kind of a deer with no chance of going to heaven? Still no f*cking goddamned idea. Oh give me a home Where the Buffalo roam and the Deer and the Antelope play. Where seldom is heard, A discouraging word, Cause what can an antelope say? |