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Your Mama's house is so small I put the key in the lock and broke the rear window. Your Mama's house is so small I walked in the front door and tripped on the back fence. Yo Momma's house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. Yo Momma's house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. I saw your Momma the other day kicking a can. I asked her what she was doing and she and she said moving. Your Momma's house is so small the Welcome Mat just says WEL Yo Momma's house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo Momma's house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside. Your Momma's house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat and a cockroach stole my wallet. Your Momma's house is so nasty that even the coackroaches wear slippers. Your Momma's house is so poor they tore it down and put up a slum. Your Momma's house is so poor it has a kickstand. |
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