You're Stupid Jokes

You're Stupid Jokes



Yo Mama's so stupid she asked me what comes after X.
I say Y.
She says cuz I wanna know.

Yo Mama's so stupid the closest she'll get to a brainstorm is a 
light drizzle.

Your mamma is so stupid she was watching an info-mercial and the host 
said, "Ask your operator for more details", so she dialed 0 and said 
what's up with this Ab-Master thing?

Yo Mama's so stupid, she thinks hamburger helper comes with
another person

Yo Mama's so stupid, she thinks menopause is a button

Yo Mama's so stupid on her application where it said sign she put Scorpio.

Yo Mama's so stupid that she failed a blood test.

Yo Mama's so dumb, she think's Peter Pan's a wash basin in a whorehouse.

Yo Momma's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo Momma's so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not 
 admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo Momma's so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, 
 she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo Momma's so stupid she told everyone that she was 
 "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

Yo Momma's so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just 
 to make-up her mind.

Yo Momma's so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo Momma's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo Momma's so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo Mama's so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing
 away all the W's.

Yo Momma's so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo Momma's so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo Momma's so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo Momma's so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo Momma's so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo Momma's so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo Momma's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo Momma's so stupid when she read on her job application to not 
 write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo Momma's so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo Momma's so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo Momma's so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo Momma's so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo Momma's so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo Momma's so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like 
 Nobel Prize winners.

Yo Momma's so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo Momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, 
 "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

Yo Momma's so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo Momma's so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo Momma's so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger 
 at McDonalds!

Yo Momma's so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo Momma's so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo Momma's so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv 
 shows at home.

Yo Momma's so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took 
 the 22 twice instead.

Yo Momma's so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo Momma's so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo Momma's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, 
 she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo Momma's so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was 
 heating your house.

Yo Momma's so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

Yo Mama's so stupid her gene pool is more of a puddle.

Yo Mamma's so stupid when she saw the Wet Floor sign, she took a leak.

She was so dumb she tried to trade her menstral cycle in on a Honda.

He is so dumb he thinks Moby Dick is a vernerial disease.

He is so dumb he thinks manual labor is a Mexican

Yo Mama's so stupid she thought an elevator was a mobile home.

Yo Momma's so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't
 remember her birthday.

Yo Momma's is missing a finger and can't count past 9.

Yo Momma's so dumb that she needs a price check in the 99 cents only store! 

Yo Momma's brain is so small that if I took it and rolled it down the edge
of a razor blade it would be like a lone car going down a six lane highway!

Yo Momma's brain is so small if you stuffed it up an ants ass and 
 it would still rattle like a BB in a tin can!

Yo' Mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo' Mama's so stupid, she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.

Yo' Momma's so dumb, she took a car door into the desert so she 
 could roll the window down to keep cool!

Yo Momma's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

Yo Mama's so stupid it took her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Malcolm X was the tenth.

Yo Mama's so stupid she thinks socialism means partying.

Yo Mama's so stupid she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet

Yo Mama's so stupid she went to a Clippers game to get a haircut.

Yo Mama's so stupid I saw her in the frozen foods section with a
 fishing rod.

Yo Mama's so stupid that when she got hit with a cup she told people
 she was mugged.

Yo Mama's so stupid she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.

Yo Mama's so stupid she had your brother thrown in rehab because he
 was hooked on phonics.

Yo Mama's so stupid she thinks MCI is a rapper.

Yo mama is so stupid that blondes tell jokes about HER!

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks your father is her vibrator.
 
"Your momma is so stupid that I rang the door bell to your house and
your mom stuck her head out the window and said 'ding dong.""

Yo mama is so stupid that when the judge said "Order in the Court" she 
said, "A burger and fries!"
 
Your Mom is so dumb she stared at the orange juice carton for five 
hours because it said 'concentrate'

Your mom's so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

Your mom is so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the
basement window!

Your mom is so stupid she got strangled by a cordless phone.

Your mom is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Your mom is so stupid when she robbed the store, she came out with a receipt.

Your mom is so stupid, she went to pick up your sister at the airport
and saw a sign which said, "Airport Left", so turned around and went home.

Your Mom is so stupid she installed an ejection seat in a helicopter

Your Mom is so stupid she threw a ball in the air and missed.

Your Mom's so stupid she thinks having an ugly-ass kid like you was
her greatest achievement!

Your Mom's so stupid she tried to drown a fish!

Your Mom's so dumb, she fell out of the tree raking leaves.

Your Mom's so stupid she tried to knock a bird off the cliff!

Your Mom's so stupid, she had you!!

Your Mom's so stupid she got hit by a parked car!

Your momma is so stupid she thinks 'Oral Sex' is 'Talking' about it

Your momma is so stupid she's depriving a village somewhere of an idiot

Your momma is so stupid she puts a bucket under the pipe when there's 
a gas leak

Your momma is so stupid she has an intellect that is rivalled only
by Eggplants.

Your momma is so stupid she have to make introductions around the 
breakfast table every morning

Your momma is so stupid she studied all weekend for a urine test

Your momma is so stupid she can't convert 0 feet to meters.

Your momma is so stupid she still checks the inside of his hands to 
see if "it" really will cause hair to grow!!

Your momma is so stupid, when my parents said they'd send him abroad, 
he asked how old she was

Your momma is so stupid she had a battle of wits with a doorknob and lost.

Your momma is so stupid she got drunk, walked into the wall four times 
and said "Shit, I'm bricked in!"

Your momma is so stupid she couldn't count his testicles and come up 
with the same number twice!

Your momma is so stupid she thinks a Toadstool is a well endowed frog

Your momma is so stupid that when she got on the bus, she asked for 
a return.  When the driver asked her "Where to?" She replied "Back here!"

Your momma is so stupid, after joining the I.R.A. and being told to 
blow up a bus, she burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe

Your momma is so stupid she thinks Sherlock Holmes is a block of flats

Your momma is so stupid, in her first airplane travel was astonished 
to see she was not becoming smaller in size

Your momma is so stupid that when they tested her I.Q., the score 
began with a Minus sign.

Your momma is so stupid that when they were handing out brains, 
she couldn't even find the line.

Your momma is so stupid that if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, 
you'd get change back.

Your momma is so stupid she thinks a woman with crabs is a 
seafood delicacy.

Your momma is so stupid that if he had one more IQ she'd be a pot plant.

Your momma is so stupid that last night, when I turned off the lights 
she wrote a letter to God, asking him why he didn't pay his electric bill.

Your momma is so stupid she couldn't pour piss from a boot if the 
instructions were written on the heel




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