Down in the coal mine, where the miners shovel coal, one miner shoved a shovel, up another miner's hole. They called for the doctor, but the doctor couldn't come. So he died of constipation, with a shovel up his bum. Found in The Globe And Mail, Friday June 6, 1997, Report On Business: Golden words Buzz caught a couple of Canadian mining folks in conversation at a New York conference: Miner One: "Everyone should be hiring the Bre-X geologists." Miner Two: "Yeah, sure." Miner One: "No, seriously. They work cheap and they bring their own gold." |
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