Translations of Japanese Types of Karoke.
by Dr. Pundit Gainsay
Karoke - Japanese for 'Sing Along'
Scaryoke - One who sings badly
Prayeroke - Sings only Gospel songs
Terrioke - Looks sweet but sounds sour
Wearyoke - Song that goes on too long
Fairyoke - They who sings WHAM songs
Veryoke - No Need of a microphone to annoy people
Barryoke - Sings only Manilow songs
Dairyoke - Milks a song for all its worth
Marryoke - Sings only wedding songs
Steroidoke - Sings so loud the man operating the
jack-hammer outside complains.
Hairyoke - Sings only ZZ Top songs
Airoke - Sings only Air Supply songs
Naryoke - Sings too low to be heard
Pairoke - Any duet
Rareoke - Can actually sing well
Stairoke - Takes a song to a new level
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