Passing cars
When you can't see
May get you a glimpse
Of eternity
-- Burma Shave
Said farmer Brown
Who's bald on top
Wish I could
Rotate the crop
-- Burma Shave
Drinking drivers--
Nothing worse
They put the quart
Before the hearse
-- Burma Shave
Paper hangers
With the hives
Now can shave with
Carving knives
-- Burma Shave
The midnight ride
Of Paul for beer
Led to a
Warmer hemisphere
-- Burma Shave
At school zones
Heed instructions!
Protect our little
Tax deductions
-- Burma Shave
Within this vale
Of toil and sin
Your head grows bald
But not your chin--use
-- Burma Shave
The boy who gets
His girl's applause
Must act not look
Like Santa Claus
-- Burma Shave
Grandpa's
Out with Junior's Date
Old technique
With brand new bait
-- Burma Shave
That she could cook
He had his doubts
Until she creamed
His bristle sprouts with
-- Burma Shave
Why does a chicken
Cross the street?
She sees a guy
She'd like to meet
He uses
-- Burma Shave
Prickly pears
Are picked for pickles
No peach picks
A face that prickles
-- Burma Shave
He's the boy
The gals forgot
His line was smooth
His chin was not
-- Burma Shave
He married Grace
With scratchy face
He only got one day
Of Grace!
-- Burma Shave
You know your onions
Lettuce suppose
This beets 'em all
Don't turnip your nose
-- Burma Shave
I just joined
The young man said
A nudist camp,
Is my face red?
No! I use
-- Burma Shave
Struck a match
To check the tank
Now they call him
Skinless Frank.
-- Burma Shave
Listen, birds,
These signs cost money,
So roost awhile;
But don't get funny.
-- Burma Shave
They missed the turn;
Car was whizz'n.
Fault was her'n;
Funeral his'n.
-- Burma Shave
Does your husband misbehave,
Grunt and grumble,
Rant and rave?
Shoot the brute some
-- Burma Shave
Ben met Anna.
Made a hit.
Ben didn't shave.
Anna split.
-- Burma Shave
Don't lose your head
to gain a minute.
You'll need your head
Your brains are in it.
-- Burma Shave
A guy, a miss
A car, a curve
He kissed the miss
And missed the curve
-- Burma Shave
Car in ditch
Driver in tree
The moon was full
And so was he.
-- Burma Shave
When passing schools,
Please go slow.
Let our little
Shavers grow.
-- Burma Shave
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