Linda Tripp Jokes
Linda Tripp has recently undergone extensive plastic surgery. This
caused , Scott Ostler of the _San Francisco Chronicle_ to quip that she
was "having one of her faces removed." The surgeon must have done good
work, because David Letterman said: "Honest to God, she looks like a
Once upon a time, Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo
were talking over a picnic lunch. Hercules says "You know,
everyone says I am the strongest mortal on the earth, but
I don't know how to prove it. That bothers me a lot.
Snow White said "You're right! Everyone says I am the
fairest, but how can I be sure?"
Quasimodo agrees. "Yeah, and I'm supposed to be the
Suddenly, Snow White has an idea... "You know, guys,
I've got the answer. Let's pray about this and ask God
to tell us the truth."
Hercules says "Great. Let's meet tomorrow and tell
Quasimodo gets up to leave and says "See you tomorrow.
Boy, I'm going to find out for certain that I'm the ugliest."
The next day they met at a restaurant in town.
Hercules says, "I talked to God, and He says that I am
truly the strongest."
Snow White says, "So did I, and I am truly the fairest.
Quasimodo has his head down, leaning on the table and says,
"I'm bummed, who's this Linda Tripp?"