STATE OF ARKANSAS RESIDENCY APPLICATION Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_) Billy-Jack (Check appropriate box) Age: ____ Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A Shoe Size ____ Left ____ Right Occupation: (_) Farmer (_) Mechanic (_) Hair Dresser (_) Un-employed Spouse's Name: __________________________ Relationship with spouse: (_) Sister (_) Brother (_) Aunt (_) Uncle (_) Cousin (_) Mother (_) Father (_) Son (_) Daughter (_) Pet Number of children living in household: ___ Number that are yours: ___ Mother's Name: _______________________ Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank) Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box) ___ Total number of vehicles you own ___ Number of vehicles that still crank ___ Number of vehicles in front yard ___ Number of vehicles in back yard ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_ Truck equipped with: ____gun rack____fuzz buster____8-track ____Roll bar____beer cans____squirrel tail ____CB radio____rebel flag____centrefold pic Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: (_) The National Enquirer (_) The Globe (_) TV Guide (_) Soap Opera Digest (_) Rifle and Shotgun Number of times you've seen a UFO_____________________ Number of times you've seen Elvis_____________________ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO____________ When was your last Elvis sighting?____________________ How often do you bathe: (_)Weekly (_)Monthly (_)Not Applicable Color of teeth: (_)Yellow (_)Brownish-Yellow (_)Brown (_)Black (_)N/A Number of teeth exposed in full grin: _____Upper:_____Lower:_____ Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: (_)Red-Man (_)Skoal's How far is your home from a paved road? (_)1 mile (_)2 miles (_)don't know Neck:___Light red___Medium red___Dark red Hounds/Type: Bluetick____Beagle____Black & Tan____Other________ Length of right leg:_____Length of left leg_______ How many kitchen appliances?: ___On front porch ___On back porch Do you wear mostly polyester pants? Yes____No_____ Do you have any shoes? (no boots) Yes____No_____ Do you have any of the following: B.O.__ Crabs__ Bad Breath__ Lice__ Scabies ___Fleas____ Crossed Eyes___ Runny Nose__ Tattoos___ Can you count past 10 with your shoes on? Yes____No____ Can you count past 21 with your fly up? Yes____No____ Favourite weapon: ___tire iron ___pick handle ___chain saw ___shot gun Favourite pastime: ___drinkin ___coon huntin ___fishin ___other Favourite singer: ___Willie Nelson ___Johnny Cash ___Conway Twitty ___Elvis Bumper stickers: ___Honk If You Love Jesus ___Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT ___OLD FART Cap Emblems: ___John Deere ___Skoal ___Budweiser ___Cat ___Jack Daniels ___Southern Comfort Memberships: ___NRA ___ VFW ___KKK ___700 CLUB ___B.P.O.E. Favourite movie is DELIVERANCE ___Yes ___No Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____ truck ____ bedroom ____ bathroom ____ kitchen ____ shed |
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